Posting this near 2:07 AM for tradition. I will be on hiatus until the 30th, since I am taking a holiday for two weeks and schooling starts soon again. However, I will try and continue updating my personal blog, as my New Year's resolution is to update it at least three times a week. I might also update The Crogabond Experience a bit while in Melbourne. Good tidings, all. I will leave you with some words I like.
Jism.
Flatulence.
Swarm.
Pumpernickel.
Fuck.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
gonna be your man
The internet is a wonderful and mystical place to be. It is my favorite place, I love it so much. It has been many years, but I am still stunned. There are millions and millions of websites to look at, from great ones to What the fuck is wrong with people ones. I just love it, though - I read webcomics, play free games, get information, the internet is probably one of the biggest parts of my daily life.
I was eleven when I first went onto the internet. I went on a website called Funny Junk, that may not exist anymore, to look at funny things. Then I used MSN to talk to my brother's friends. Slowly, my horizon expanded until I am as internet savvy as I am today. If it wasn't for the internet and the reading of things on it, I would not have my grammar, punctuation or skill of writing I have now. Not to sound egotistical, but it is true. I would be a blistering idiot if not for it. I might still have been stupid if I still had the internet, but I guess it was just luck that I chose the right websites and read the right things.
It also inspires friendship. I met my best friend on the internet on an internet forum, and we talk every day on an instant messenger. Last year, he visited me in Sydney and later that year I visited him in Melbourne. In two days I'm going back to Melbourne to stay at his place for two weeks. I would never have otherwise met him if I never had the internet, which is amazing to think.
I also get all of my news off the internet, from lots of reliable websites. There is a large majority of news websites that you can read and choose from, and the topics that they write about are vast and endless.
I don't even feel like writing anymore. There is so much shit I could write about, but I'll stop. In conclusion: the internet is okay I guess.
I was eleven when I first went onto the internet. I went on a website called Funny Junk, that may not exist anymore, to look at funny things. Then I used MSN to talk to my brother's friends. Slowly, my horizon expanded until I am as internet savvy as I am today. If it wasn't for the internet and the reading of things on it, I would not have my grammar, punctuation or skill of writing I have now. Not to sound egotistical, but it is true. I would be a blistering idiot if not for it. I might still have been stupid if I still had the internet, but I guess it was just luck that I chose the right websites and read the right things.
It also inspires friendship. I met my best friend on the internet on an internet forum, and we talk every day on an instant messenger. Last year, he visited me in Sydney and later that year I visited him in Melbourne. In two days I'm going back to Melbourne to stay at his place for two weeks. I would never have otherwise met him if I never had the internet, which is amazing to think.
I also get all of my news off the internet, from lots of reliable websites. There is a large majority of news websites that you can read and choose from, and the topics that they write about are vast and endless.
I don't even feel like writing anymore. There is so much shit I could write about, but I'll stop. In conclusion: the internet is okay I guess.
Monday, January 4, 2010
homewrecker
Sometimes I see people in different ways. Mostly people I have never met, or will never probably meet again. I think about the lady in the dress looking at the cat food, thinking about what crazy things have happened to her in the past thirty-something years she has existed as a living, breathing person. Sometimes I think about how she will eventually come to her end, whether it be from natural causes, murder or suicide.
I have come to the conclusion that people are weird. What is morality? Are people right for sticking to their normal lives, or was there meant to be more to it then there already is.
If we started life all over, maybe life is all about eating eye-patches. On a sandwich, with some sauce, maybe in a salad, maybe it's the salad, whatever. You eat 'em. Maybe you don't like eyepatches, but it is how you do shit in this reality! Stick to what you know, you little cunt, and eat your eyepatches, or so help me you won't get that scraggy beard for dessert!
Maybe if the world was different, and it was these different people inventing things and slowly developing the world into what it is today, everything could be impossibly different. The USA made of onion dip and snakes. Japan a wholly underground-built country. Australia populated by Russians and called Russolia. Jesus actually a chick with big jugs that convinced everyone in the world she is god by wanking them all off. The possibilities are endless.
Maybe in this ultimate universe, J.K Rowling is a good writer. Oh snap.
Anyway, my point is that... that you... hm. I don't seem to have a point. Hold on, give me a second to think of one.
Um.
Hm.
The world would be great if America was made of onion dip.
I have come to the conclusion that people are weird. What is morality? Are people right for sticking to their normal lives, or was there meant to be more to it then there already is.
If we started life all over, maybe life is all about eating eye-patches. On a sandwich, with some sauce, maybe in a salad, maybe it's the salad, whatever. You eat 'em. Maybe you don't like eyepatches, but it is how you do shit in this reality! Stick to what you know, you little cunt, and eat your eyepatches, or so help me you won't get that scraggy beard for dessert!
Maybe if the world was different, and it was these different people inventing things and slowly developing the world into what it is today, everything could be impossibly different. The USA made of onion dip and snakes. Japan a wholly underground-built country. Australia populated by Russians and called Russolia. Jesus actually a chick with big jugs that convinced everyone in the world she is god by wanking them all off. The possibilities are endless.
Maybe in this ultimate universe, J.K Rowling is a good writer. Oh snap.
Anyway, my point is that... that you... hm. I don't seem to have a point. Hold on, give me a second to think of one.
Um.
Hm.
The world would be great if America was made of onion dip.
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